Post by evil:cat on Apr 6, 2014 19:43:26 GMT
Three ladies are having lunch together. After a few cocktails, the conversation turns to sex.
LADY 1: my husband is a counsellor, and when we make love he is very attentive to my needs, gentle, loving, and makes sure I'm satisfied.
LADY 2: my husband is a builder, and he's rough and manly, and I love it.
LADY 3: my husband is James Lavelle. He sits at the end of the bed, making vague yet grand promises. Then he fucks off for 8 months and doesn't talk to me. When he finally comes back, he's brought a bunch of his network connections to help out, and leaves me with a nagging sense of dissatisfaction.
LADY 1: my husband is a counsellor, and when we make love he is very attentive to my needs, gentle, loving, and makes sure I'm satisfied.
LADY 2: my husband is a builder, and he's rough and manly, and I love it.
LADY 3: my husband is James Lavelle. He sits at the end of the bed, making vague yet grand promises. Then he fucks off for 8 months and doesn't talk to me. When he finally comes back, he's brought a bunch of his network connections to help out, and leaves me with a nagging sense of dissatisfaction.
